No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...