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Pappa wants mamma naked
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.