so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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