I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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