11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and she was petting her beer can
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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