I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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