you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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