So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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