Porn is love you can see.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he told me I talked like a deaf person
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
How naked do you want me to be?
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