in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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