In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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