It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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