Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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