if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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