HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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