do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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