It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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