How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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