Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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