fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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