Having a random hookup so left but love u
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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