He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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