I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
This is the high leading the old right now
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
