i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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