Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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