google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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