Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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