Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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