They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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