Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
and she was petting her beer can
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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