Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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