Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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