I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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