Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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