Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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