you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
