oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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