Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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