You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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