1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
false alarm. still invincible.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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