She announced her abortion via fbk
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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