Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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