Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I want her autograph on my taint
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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