awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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