hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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