Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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