when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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