dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I puked a lego.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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