just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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