shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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