North Korea, Best Korea!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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