We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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