let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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