covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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