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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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(303): View more from Colorado

he thought i was a dude.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do

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(210): View more from Texas

I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Have you been tested recently?

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Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again

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(714): View more from California

Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!

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(205): View more from Alabama

I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha

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