Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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