spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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