Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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