hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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