Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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